1. ALL LIFE IS SACRED
All life on Earth was created by almighty God above, and it is therefore morally wrong to deprive an unborn child of its God given right to one day serve in our armed forces and kill hundreds of Muslims.
2. A FETUS CAN FEEL
Even though it may not be fully formed, a fetus in the second trimester is still able to feel pain. Why do you think a baby starts kicking it’s mom’s stomach whenever the father makes stupid noises at it?
3. ABORTION IS MURDER
That’s right - you heard correctly! ABORTION IS MURDER! And I’ll bet if you asked an unborn fetus whether he fancies the idea of being murdered, it would tell you to at least wait until it was old enough to fight back.
4. NO ONE EXCEPT GOD CAN TAKE AWAY LIFE
As I mentioned earlier, all life on Earth was created by almighty God above, and so it follows that only He can take it away. No one - and I mean no one - is an exception to this rule. Except maybe executioners on death row.
5. ABORTION CLINICS RELY ON TAXPAYERS MONEY
As unbelievable as this may sound, your hard earned taxes go toward keeping abortion clinics running. Think about that for a moment: your taxes, which could instead be distributed to worthwile programs such as the NRA or Fox Hunters of America, are being pumped into facilities which condone taking life.
6. RAPE IS NOT AN EXCUSE
We’ve all heard the argument that “abortion is justified in cases where the mother has been raped”. Frankly I have to disagree with this. I mean, isn’t it convenient, in these cases, that the father’s rights are completely ignored?
7. INCEST IS NOT AN EXCUSE
I just cannot understand people who argue that “abortion is justified in cases where the baby was conceived through incest”. Why on Earth did you have sex with your dad in the first place? Your mom is way hotter!
8. A DISABLED BABY IS NOT AN EXCUSE
Just because your baby is going to be born with spina bifida does not mean you can terminate him before he is born. You have to be patient, loving and compassionate, and if after 6 years the poor kid is still suffering, have him terminated then.
9. THE MOTHER BEING MENTALLY UNSTABLE IS NOT AN EXCUSE
If a mother is too mentally unstable to have a kid then she was probably unable to have consented to sex in the first place, thus meaning she was raped. This brings me very neatly onto my 6th point.
10. ABORTION IS AN ANAGRAM OF ‘IRON BOAT’
Why am I pointing out that ABORTION is an anagram of IRON BOAT? Because, like abortions, iron boats are baaaaaad! They sink straight to the bottom, killing everyone on board. Much like abortive mothers do. There’s your proof!